"It's not too late. Name the time and place."
"So, Friday, LA?"
"Friday's my best day. I'll be there."
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"You do like chicken, right?"
"Is it free-range and organic? I am that picky."
"Theoretical chicken. We can investigate what kind. If you would want to have chicken with me."
"I like investigated chicken, yeah."
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"All right, I'll do it, but I'm terrified. I just want you to know."
"If there's no hope for you, there's no hope for any of us. Come on. It'll be an adventure."
"I do love adventure."
"There you go. Breathe! I have your back."
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"I'll buy you a drink to getting back on the horse before I have."
"I'll buy you one when you get there yourself."
"You don't drink, maybe this isn't fair."
"I'll make an exception."
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"You should just get some of your own back, bring someone home for yourself."
"You know I've never had a one-night-stand. Never saw the appeal."
"Are you serious? That's either...brave or pathetic, I'm not sure."
"Neither, it just never interested me. I'm very all or nothing."
"It's an all or nothing date, a one-night-stand. Think of it that way."
"I don't think I've ever been able to stop at the number one in any sense."
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"You should date him!"
"Taken."
"I've wanted lots of taken people!"
"Oh, wanting, yeah, that's not gonna stop me."
"You're on his radar. Keep your options open."
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"He wasn't the love of my life after all. I'm shocked. I feel guilty."
"Don't feel guilty. Be glad you found out in time, and go find what else is out there."
***
"Just drop everything and fly already."
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It's a metaphor!
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Though now I think I know why I never manage to catch you on the phone; no way are my conversational quips up to your usual standards. It's self-sabotage on my part, clearly.
But I agree with the last one.
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I get stupid when I'm around you, for that I appologize.
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